A Dorky Donkey with 13 DoorKeys Walks into a Bar

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And hosted a dart tournament.
And threw another hattrick.

Once upon a timeless, multidimensional Friday Night Flight!

Multidimensional Love Story

I went deep down the Friday the 13th rabbit hole, and realized odd alignment.

As if anything is really odd these days.
Friday the 13thTaylor Swift
Friday the 13th Part IIFearless
Friday the 13th Part III: 3-DSpeak Now
Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final ChapterRed
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning1989
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason LivesReputation
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New BloodLover
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattanfolklore
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Fridayevermore
Jason XMidnights
Freddy vs. JasonTTPD
Friday the 13th The Life of a Showgirl
Friday, Part 13: the 13th 13TS13

Turns out, there are 12 movies in the Friday the 13th franchise.
A strangely aligned parallel between the music industry and Hollywood emerged.

July
August
September
October 13, 2017 (Friday)
November 10th, 2017 (Friday)
X

Friday, October 13, 2017
Pink releases Beautiful Trauma, her seventh studio album.

Beautiful Trauma
Seven Six
76
76|67
67
Six Seven
Reputation

Friday, November 10, 2017
Taylor Swift releases Reputation her sixth studio album.

Thirteen in prime position!

In case you missed it,
Happy Six Seven, Alaska

gAridChaos is just getting started.


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Sloppy Seconds

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Minutes

Hours

Days

Weeks
Months

Years

…decade.

Intention is everything.

Five…four…

Mirror dropped the ball again!
The early bird did not get the worm.
Not this one.

One is all it takes.

In the new ending, Trump gets trumped by Travis.

Not the one.
The extra one.
The one who can’t come to the phone right now.

The Gifted GayRod?
That one!

He answers a different call.

Three…two…one…
Moral posture, the stage is ready.

I'm well aware. I made my own.
This shit show's in season 12 for me.

Go dog, go!

Is there a doctor in the house?
Taylor Nation has one. Or more.
Green eggs and ham!

“What’s up, DAWG?”
“What’s up, DOC?”

You want the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Good luck getting that from the government.

Moral posture, the stage is ready.

Oh, here we go again.

Corruption is nothing new.
Corrupt people are pieces of shit.
Pieces of shit worship money.
And it took a lot of them to get us here.

Trump happened. Twice
Once should have been enough.
2016 TPence
2024 TrayVersions

Exile and purgatory, sitting in a tree.
Nothing noble to see there.
Dung and douchewater.

Learn to find patterns and signs in ordinary, everyday experiences.
Take note of everything.
Nothing is off limits.

Clear and believable (maybe.)
If you’re afraid of me, you should be.

Stop it, you're scaring them.

I have one thing to say.
It wasn’t me.

They/Them in the game living a lowercase life.

A story so GenX, you’ll puke
Not the bulimia kind.
Bulimia is so 87.

*rolls up both sleeves*

…Ready for it?

I’m Travis. I swear I don’t love the drama.
It loves me.

More to come from wonderland…

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The Gifted GayRod

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3…2…1…LGB!

ET Phone Home

Earthly Treasure,

Hang in there, kid. You have a gifted spirit, and deep down you know it. You exist in a data-based world, and learning is a lifetime quest.

You've already earned the grand prize of life. Now is your time to live. In the playground of good and evil, there's nothing more to win.

Keep an open mind, follow your heart, and learn as much as you can. You'll fuck up for sure. It'll happen a lot, and that will never change.

There are lessons to learn from the mistakes you'll make. Memories are seeds. Pay attention to your pivots.

Appreciate and care for others, but you are your only concern.

You'll see your reflection in mirrors at first; those are great places to start. Be honest with the man you are; acknowledge when you're wrong.

A lot won't make sense for a very long time. You won't feel important until you believe you're important.

It will blow your mind how many people lose themselves, and how fast (and often) it happens.

Universal expectations of humans are low. Learn to be humble. This isn't a drill.

I can't tell you more, but remember III things:

Life is jam packed with shock and surprise.
I'll always have your back, even when you think I don't.
It's important you do this alone.

Born this way

My last name is Garrod.
Someone called me a “Gay-rod” in elementary school.
It was a joke before it wasn’t.

They weren’t wrong, but kids can be dicks.
I learned real quick to keep certain thoughts private.

I knew I was different.
I felt different.
I'm still the same; different.

I was an only child until a fortnight after turning 13 in 1987.

I spent a lot of time in my mind, imagining a world I belonged.
I thought of imagination as a 5UPERP0WER.
Sti11 do.

Magic and mutants

How old were you when you knew you were different?

I believed in magic, mutants, and miracles.

As a kid, I was a terrible magician. The only trick I ever performed was making a nickel and dime disappear from my mouth. Eventually, they reappeared when my dad retrieved them from my bowel movement.

Magic was off the table and in the toilet.

I told myself that my mutant powers weren’t ready to develop, but I would eventually have them. I was going to be part of the X-Men.

It was an innate, deep-rooted feeling, as if it were part of my DNA, and far less confusing than puberty.

At the end of the day, I was born this way.
12 years before Stefani Joanne Germanotta, and
36 years before Lady Gaga dropped the single.

However, this isn’t about being gay.
This is about human connection.
And puppy love.

We all have gifts.
Be mindful when using them.
Every thought fuels an outcome.
Your subconscious mind knows your truth.
Karma isn’t a concept.
Be good to people or don’t be anything at all.

Call it what you want

I’ve known I was gay my entire life.
I never loved myself less for being gay.
I was never mad at God for making me this way.

Even still, I did my best to keep it a secret until leaving Alaska in 1992.

It only took one semester of college.
Once I came out, people started coming out to me.
Technology was quite different in 1992.

That's the GayRod in me.

My attraction to men was entirely natural.
I never felt guilty, nor ashamed.
I admired masculinity;
it attracted me.
It was magnetic.
I touched it; it magnetized me.

I never thought about the consequence of my magnetic field being a little too strong.

Still haven’t.
It’s a little late for that anyway.
Hindsight.

Now I own the domain.

GAYROD.COM
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
MAGNET SOURCING MAGNETS

Foresight.

What would a rainbow do?

Rainbows emerge under perfect conditions in earth’s atmosphere.

Rainbows add spectrums of beauty to landscapes around the world.

Rainbows are especially welcome toward the end of a chaotic storm.

Rainbows don’t discriminate.

They inspire.

Cleanup on planET3! The USA shit the bed again!

Is anyone surprised?

The hazing was destined to go haywire.
It wouldn’t have worked otherwise.

Peace is the phoenix formed by universal law.
Universal law trumps human claws.

Some people were shocked, and others weren’t.
Sloppy and predictable micro efforts, alone, will never change the world.

Grease Lightning in a Bottle!
Danny and Sandy have competition now!

Taylor et The Tight Ends’ End Game!
Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, and Tiger King Friday

Delulu Darby and Boring Barbie
The ones (111) with matching scars

It’s about to get colorful!

Travis – gAridChaos

Rainbow! Rainbow!
ALL THE WAY!
Shot from your butt!
Unicorn!

This isn’t about
what’s true, false, fact, or fiction.

It’s about patterns, ideas,
experience, and endless possibilities.

“LIFE!”
When?
“ALWAYS!”
WHAT?

Did I sign up for this?

...

Don’t answer that.

Travis – gAridChaos

Something’s brewing in America

My name is Travis.
I was made the American way.
Born and brewed in the USA!

I live in a bubble.

I don’t remember anything from before I was born.
What’s real to me, are stories to you!

You live in a bubble too.

Out here bubble bumpin’ with other dreamers.

We are now free to move about the bubbles!

Come out, come out, wherever you are...

The Rule of Bumpin’ Bubbles

Your bubble, your life!
My bubble, my life!

Don’t actively try bursting mine.
I’ll do my best not to burst yours.

There is, however, one big bubble but.
Nobody’s bubble is spared by truth.

Truth delivers humbling blows more effectively than personal opinions ever will.

Can you handle the truth?

What if the truth was contrary to everything you believe to be true?

Truth is true.

Egos betray every day.
Don't let yours get in your way.

That never ends well.

If your bubble is reinforced with a hardened heart and a darkened soul, find your light and glow your soul.
Only then, will your soul grow.

Protect your energy like it’s all you have.
It’s the only thing keeping you alive.

I pledge allegiance to me, myself, and iii!!!ATLASt

While living in the land of the free, I’ve taken freedom for granted.

I was an outdoor dog with enough room to run that I didn’t care about the bolted pole I was tethered to.

While living in the home of the brave, I haven’t been the bravest I can be.

Living in the U.S. doesn’t make you a brave person.
The U.S. is home to a lot of adjectives, nouns, and pronouns.

Pessimism is Easy

I’ve been pissed off, angry, and pessimistic on countless occasions.
Every time, was a reminder of how debilitating a bad attitude can be.

Recurring pessimism shouldn’t be a thing. But it is until it isn’t. That’s what underrepresented, overlooked, and ignored underdogs eventually realize.

If pessimism got anyone anywhere, everyone in the world, would be on top of the world!

Growth is sexy.
Sometimes that requires a step back.

Weak Minds of Small Men

This is about celebrating the aspects of life that trigger the egos of fragile men.
Damaged men and their template wives don’t deserve the attention
they used to garner so easily.

This is about honoring your innate senses, intuition and discernment
without being manipulated to submission and shame.

This is about embracing emotions, feelings, healing,
and growth.

This is about leveling up and not looking back.

This is about maturity and taking control.
But your life’s mission cannot actively
target the inalienable rights of others.

Everyone in this county has the
right to life, liberty and the
pursuit of happiness.

Live and let live.

Otherwise,
fuck off.

Spread love like Miracle Whip, with a tangy zip!

Never underestimate your impact on anyone.
Words matter and they spread quicker than you ever thought.
Empathy enables us to unite in powerful ways.
The smallest gesture can change lives.

Some people wait for the world to change,
and others change the world.

We communicate in ways you haven't imagined.
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St. Patrick’s Hattrick

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Or not. Knot!

What will you find at the end of your rainbow?

Triple Penetration

Facebook hit me with a memory from seven years ago today.
March 17, 2019. I shared it again. Two points landed.

Read the original A Perfect Stage to Rattle Your Cage, Pt. 3.

Then it hit me. Today was St. Patrick’s Day.
It’s time for St. Patrick’s hattrick.

Triple Penetrated!

Some call him Patrick.
He isn’t a saint.
He’s a leprechaun.

Papa Hattrick has entered the chat.

Three impacts in succession.
They call it a hattrick.
I call it triple penetration.

Life.
Language.
Structure.
That’s mountain peak energy.
This triple penetration is paramount.

A meaningful life is mountain peak energy.

Allow me to plant three seeds.

A Perfect Stage to Rattle Your Cage, Pt. 1
A Perfect Stage to Rattle Your Cage, Pt. 2
A Perfect Stage to Rattle Your Cage, Pt. 3

Life needs meaning to thrive.
Otherwise it dies.

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Two Down

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March 13, 2026

Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate!
One more yet this year.
Or two.
Ish.

February 13, 2026
March 13, 2026
September 13, 1974 (52 years ago)
November 13, 2026

Spaced precisely apart to feel like punctuation.

One third is served tonight
the second spark
the encore mark
the omen

KINETIC PARTICLES

Inherent birth of inferno
Never too hot
Every dead forest nightmare
T‘ink
Ignited with oxygen
Chemical burn
That’s hot
Intelligence of the ArtOfficial kind
C student at best
Light me up
Extinguish at your own risk
SPARK

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