Happy Six Seven, Alaska!

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January 3, 2026

1.3.26

Today Alaska turns 67.
Six. Seven.

Sounds like a smile.

January 3rd has been Alaska’s Statehood Day since 1959.
It’s also my dad’s birthday.
He’s 72 today.
When I called him this morning, he didn’t say seventy-two.
He said six dozen.

That’s Alaska energy.
I was born and raised in Anchorage.
Alaska has always been my scale corrector.

If denial is pretending you’re bigger than reality, Denali is what cures it.

You don’t argue with Denali.
You don’t brand Denali.
You don’t optimize Denali.

You look up.
You recalibrate.
You proceed with humility

(or whatever poor choice you made).

Pulse Check

Lately, fear seems to enjoy masquerading as wisdom.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be a’lied to.

Yes, we're being lied to.
And have been.
For quite some time.

Fear technology.
Fear change.
Fear each other.

Not much pisses me off.
But that last one.

To sum up the end of 2025, offered plainly:

AI hasn’t been “easy.”
It’s been work.
Time. Listening. Iteration.
It’s only a force multiplier if you join forces.

(which may seem odd to some, even shocking).

It’s even more easily a force divider.

(which is not odd at all).

The hardest part hasn’t been learning the tool.
The hard part is shutting out the noise and moving forward with intent.

It's only fascinating if you're fascinating.

“It’s tells you what you want to hear.”
It can. Sure.

So do the people we vote for.

“AI acts stupid.”
Well, AI are tools reflecting back to you.

So are the people we vote for.

This isn’t about machines replacing humans.
It’s about humans remembering to be human.

Curious. Patient. Responsible.
Kind on purpose.

Humanize.

That’s the pulse.

The heartbeat of Mother Earth.

From Denial to Denali

Denial is loud.
Denali is quiet.

Denial demands certainty.
Denali commands respect.

When things feel overwhelming, I return to Alaska in my mind.
Year after year, it’s become ever clear.
Alaska is my grounding anchor to this rock of ages.
Anchor ages.

To cabins with no electricity.
Babbling brooks and rocky creeks.
Outhouses with crescent moons carved in the door.
Tire swing and a tree.
Details matter, and scale matters more.

Alaska doesn’t rush you.
It waits you out.
Still and patient.

A Sourdough Crumb

This is not a hot take.
It’s a starter.

Truth isn’t meant to be gulped like tea in a wellness segment.
That’s honesTEA.

Truth, when told honestly, sometimes stings.
That’s honesTEAR.

Both are real.
Both belong.

Like sourdough, the good stuff takes time.
It ferments. It breathes.
It feeds more than one person.
No loaves thrown.
Just crumbs on the trail.

Dumpster divers and drivers everywhere.
Nobody cares about the dumpster.
Even on fire.

Especially when they're even on fire. 

Happy Birthday, Alaska

Sixty-seven years young.
Still wild. Still humbling. Still teaching scale.
Happy 67th!

Happy birthday to my dad, too.
Six dozen candles.
Happy 72nd!

If you find joy in whimsical stardust, curiosity, and visions, welcome.
You’re in good company.

Look up.
Breathe.
Proceed with care.

Travis

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‘Bad Blood’ – A Story of Perspective

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‘Bad Blood’ – A Story of Perspective

All text in a box is from 2025.
Everything else is the original blog, verbatim.
Cringe and all.
'Bad Blood' - A Story of Perspective
November 16, 2015


Until the Bad Blood blog, my stories were about cats and dogs,
being fired, corporate nonsense, dogs, The Voice, Fear the Walking Dead, more dogs, and memes.

Trump was doing Trump things dismantling the GOP
while talking nonsense in the process.

Then terrorist attacks occurred in Paris.
Friday, November 13th, 2015

I used the Paris attack to give perspective on pop culture in America.

The blog alluded to my hypothetical friendship with Taylor Swift. I claimed that I was the inspiration for Bad Blood and owed her an apology.

I used a real tragedy to highlight larger issues than celebrity feuds.
I asked for her and Katy Perry to get back together.
Silly, I know.

Hard to believe that was 10 years ago.

Taylor released Reputation on November 10, 2017. By then, I'd learned a lot more about what happened to my company and its demise. Reputation resonated deeply as it aligned with so much of my life at the time.

In April 2019, I'd summed up the story of my company in two blogs;
Self Made Storyteller and He Gave and Hath Taken Away.
Taylor wasn't mentioned in either story.

Later that year, Katy showed up in the You Need To Calm Down music video.
It was a fun moment, but I didn't think too deeply about it.

Then COVID hit and I stopped writing.
2020 was 2020.

I spent the better part of 2021 reclaiming my mindset.

By the end of 2021, inspiration jolted me to life.

Optimistic as ever, I posted a Future So Bright blog in January 2022.

Midnights dropped in October 21, 2022.
Midnights changed everything.

Swiftie status locked and loaded, I still didn't write. I observed. Midnights led to The Eras Tour led to Travis Kelce led to TTPD led to 2025 led to New Heights led to The Life of a Showgirl.

End Game Gorgeous
The best eggs in life are free.
As far as I'm concerned, it's Easter every day.

Would you believe me if I told you that in 2002 I named my kickball team Swift Kick? True Story.

"As the men masqueraded, I hoped you'd return
With your feet on the ground, tell me all that you'd learned
'Cause love's never lost when perspective is earned"

Peter
Taylor Swift
TTPD

We unite with hashtags. We fight with hashtags. We beg for help with hashtags.

It takes a tragedy like Paris for us to see a wave of humanity. Then, we return to divisive behavior preventing us from learning about, or liking each other.

Technology evolves quicker than our ability to communicate. We read headlines and share them blindly. Online coverage of anything can be spun 50 ways, but our lives shouldn’t be.

I'm a mirrorball
I'll show you every version of yourself
Tonight

Mirrorball
Taylor Swift
Folklore, 2020

This story is an example of how easily we lose perspective. Satire and sarcasm are shared and people believe it’s real. Non-issues become issues overnight. Trolls and stubborn stances ignite vitriol.

You are somebody that I don't know
But you're taking shots at me like it's Patrón
And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m."

You Need To Calm Down
Taylor Swift
Lover, 2019

We need to treat each other better, and it starts with us.

I used to think one day we'd tell the story of us
How we met and the sparks flew instantly
And people would say, "They're the lucky ones"

The Story of Us
Taylor Swift
Speak Now, 2010

Pop lore says Bad Blood is Taylor Swift’s betrayal-anthem to Katy Perry. I think a dancer is involved, possibly a boyfriend. However, this isn’t about them.

This is about my hypothetical former friendship with the most coveted BFF in the world.

The first time I heard Bad Blood, I knew it was about me. I obviously hurt Taylor and I’m on a mission to apologize. I saw all her popular friends in the video and that hurt real bad. I mean I have tits too, I could have been a bad girl supporting a revenge metaphor!

Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did
Ha, time for a little revenge

Better Than Revenge
Taylor Swift
Speak Now, 2010

Here’s the situation.

We were supposed to be just friends
You don't live in my part of town, but maybe I'll see you out some weekend
Depending on what kind of mood and situation-ship I'm in
And what's in my system
I think there's been a glitch, oh, yeah

Glitch
Taylor Swift
Midnights, 2022

Taylor won’t answer my calls, and text apologies are lame; I’m laying it out so we can move on. Besides, there’s nothing more sincere than a public apology, especially, when that’s where the fighting takes place.

I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now
Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead (oh)

Look What You Made Me Do
Taylor Swift
Reputation, 2017

The title says it all. Bad is bad and seeing blood isn’t good – let that sink in for a second. Now, think about Katy Perry believing that was about her. It’s been a lot for me to carry and my back is starting to curve.

I caused this, not Katy. Bullet holes is a
little dramatic, but who am I to argue.
She didn’t like what I said.
They say I did something bad
But why's it feel so good
Most fun I ever had
And I'd do it over and over and over again if I could
It just felt so good, good

I Did Something Bad
Taylor Swift
Reputation, 2017

I always intended to apologize but, like Taylor, I’m a giver and I wanted to send the perfect gift with my apology. But, what do you give someone whose other best friend is Hot and Cold who kissed a girl and liked it? I am a boy, after all.

Truth, dare, spin bottles
You know how to ball, I know Aristotle
Brand new, full throttle
Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto
It's true, swear, scouts honor
You knew what you wanted, and, boy, you got her
Brand new, full throttle
You already know, babe

So High School
Taylor Swift
TTPD, 2024

I was watching Dance Moms when the bulb lit. If it were a dancer, it would kicked me in the head.

Create a reality show for Taylor!

REALITY TV (TRAVIS' VERSION)

I’m waiting for Taylor to name the show since it’s her show, and I don’t need another song written about me.

The show is about a dancer and Paula Abdul is the choreographer. Paula was at the height of her music career in ’89 when the world received Taylor – it’s poetic.

The show is in Vegas – every dancer’s wildest dream!

I was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere
Fell behind all my classmates, and I ended up here
Pouring out my heart to a stranger
But I didn't pour the whiskey

This Is Me Trying
Taylor Swift
Folklore, 2020

Taylor is mama bird and she nurtures baby bird – a dancer discovered on Instagram – resulting in baby bird signing a Vegas contract without any drama!

I hit you like "Bang"
We tried to forget it, but we just couldn't
And I bury hatchets but I keep maps of where I put em'
Reputation precedes me, they told you I'm crazy
I swear I don't love the drama, it loves me
And I can't let you go, your handprint's on my soul
It's like your eyes are liquor, it's like your body is gold
You've been calling my bluff on all my usual tricks
So here's the truth from my red lips

End Game
Taylor Swift
Reputation, 2017

My wildest dream is for baby bird to land on Katy’s very own Vegas stage and perform an interpretive dance to Roar.

Can we see this again? Credit: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

Imagine Taylor in the front row while she and Katy crinkle their noses and paw at each other all cute like!

This will prove their blood is, in fact, good and she never expected any contract dancer (or boyfriend) to be loyal.

Lofty goals, right? I best get to apologizing.

The reason I didn’t name Taylor’s show (I’m thinking The Bird Nurturer) is because naming things caused our falling out. Taylor names everything. She names her songs. She names her cats. She probably names her fans’ cats. I think there’s a hashtag for that.

Kats or Cats? I can’t wait for Taylor
to unite Katy’s fans for her!
I was born in 1974 which was the year of the Tiger.
My elementary school mascot was a Tiger. (The colors were Orange and Black)
My junior high mascot was a Panther.(The colors were Black and Gold)
My high school mascot was a Lynx.(The colors were Maroon and Gold)
My college mascot was also a Panther.(The colors were Black and Gold)
Midnights was released in 2022 which was the year of the Tiger.

I even suggested she choose whether Katy’s fans are Kats or Cats. Bring a litter box for that shit storm! Fans of pop stars are a protective bunch, even with infighting.

Kansas City?

Even more protective are pop starts, themselves, when it comes to what they call their fans.

I see the typo. I said verbatim.

Our turmoil began when I told Taylor I thought she should call her fans The Swizzle Sticks with the hashtag #tswizzlesticks to unite their online musings. I told her I thought her name should be Mother Swizzle Sticks because she is like their mother.

Her face went blank space. Never question an accomplished artist’s creativity and definitely lay off their fans. Role models with millions of underage fans won’t refer to them as drink accessories.

She accused me of trying to turn parents against her by encouraging underage drinking. She reminded me she’s a role model. Then, she asked me, persistently, if I knew what she was and wouldn’t relent until I screamed, “Role model!”

She accused me of talking to Katy because pop star espionage is real.

The damage was done. Trust flew out the window like a baby bird.

She told me it was so sad to think about the good times she and I had, but now we got problems.

I asked her, can we solve them? She said she didn’t think we could.

I asked her, do we still have mad love? She said we used to.

That’s a no. I hope we can put this behind us; we were so good together.

In addition to her show (hopefully called The Bird Nurturer), I created a new app because she needs more cash. It’s called Pocket Squad.

Your squad walks around your screen while you control everything about them. It’s perfect for members of squads. You can make them get eaten by a shark or pace back and forth all day. You can make birds poop on them or strike them with lightning. They can live on a beach or jungle. It’s your squad!

Basically, it’s what you wish you could do to your real life squad.

Taylor, I’m sorry. Call your fans whatever you want. Come on, old friend – I miss our mad love! #think-about-the-good-times-you-and-i-had!

It shouldn’t take a coordinated attack to remind us the hostility among ourselves is senseless.

I hope we can learn to keep perspective without the harsh reminders.

After I wrote this blog in 2015, I never read it again until 2025.
I told people about it, as I did with many stories, but nobody cared.
I didn't have the drive to do anything.

I noticed Katy Perry's cameo in the You Need To Calm Down music video.
That made me smile, but I was in a bad head space. I didn't even care.
By that time, I thought the world was against me. Nothing made sense.

I knew, deep in my soul, something nefarious was ongoing.
I chalked it up to being larger than anything I could fathom.
But COVID extinguished any drive I had left for caring.

I never listened to folklore or evermore until Midnights.
But a switch flipped with the Eras Tour.
And it's been a crazy super added level of my awakening.
And here we are.

Maybe someday we can have nice things.
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The Life of a Storyboy

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Prologue: Sourdough

Triskaidekaphobia is the fear of the number 13.
Paraskevidekatriaphobia is the fear of Friday the 13th.

This is not a safe space for anyone with either condition.

Luckily, it works both ways.

I recently learned that if you replace “-phobia” with “-philia”, Triskaidekaphilia is the term for loving the number 13.

If you think 13 is lucky, you’re in good company.

Mindset is everything.

It's me, hi.
I'm the lover,
it's ME!

The Very First Night

It takes us nine months to breathe on our own.
Earth TtTime on earth is the real womb.

Birth marks the spot.

Friday, September 13, 1974
Year of the Wood Tiger

Travis Carl Garrod
Opened thighs at 8:34 p.m.
Providence Hospital
Anchorage, Alaska
The Last Frontier
The 49th State

San Francisco 49ers
Sourdough Sam
Levi’s Stadium
Super Bowl LX
NFL
SAP
Super Toilet Bowl

Generation X enters the chat.

Sourdough Swift Kick Starter

I was born and raised in Alaska.
“Sourdough” is slang for a longtime resident of Alaska, unencumbered by winter.
I lived there 17 years before moving to the lower 48 in 1992.

13 Takes Flight to New Heights

On August 13, 2025, Taylor Swift was the special guest on the New Heights podcast with Jason and Travis Kelce. They talked for two hours.

Several segments caught my attention, but the The Art of the Easter Egg changed everything. They briefly highlighted superstition, numerology, and the number 13.

Taylor gave a simple, yet important example:

Taylor’s favorite number is 13.
Travis’ football number is 87.
13 + 87 = 100.
Keep it 100.


All three of them professed their love for the number 13.
Jason asked Taylor what it meant.
She said, without an engagement ring, “It means we’re family.”

The August 13 episode set a Guinness World Record for concurrent viewers: 1.3 million.

Of course that caught my attention.

After hearing the numerology and 13 bit on New Heights, I made a list of my Friday the 13th birthdays since 1974.
There are eight total.
1974, 1985, 1991, 1996, 2002, 2013, 2019, 2024.
Taylor and I have six common Friday the 13th birthday years.

I followed the golden thread to each year to see where it leads.

It took me less than five minutes to realize I discovered a silky golden web of curious connections.

The connections kept coming. I couldn’t turn it off.

Much like the Energizer Bunny, I kept going and going (and going) down the rabbit hole.
In the early hours of August 24, I had an epiphany!

Wait...what?
Double take.
Is this real?
Triple take.
Holy shit!!!

I thought to myself,
I've only ever felt this good in dreams.
I found the missing key!
Finally!
The New Heights podcast
was a multidimensional message in a bottle.

I’ve now discovered that my entire life is sourdough bread crumby.
Very, very, very crumby.

Turns out, I’m a sourdough crumb dumpster.

The Golden Thread

One single thread of gold tied me to you

invisible string
Taylor Swift
folklore

I’ve always loved the number 13.
I was born on Friday, September 13, 1974.
I’ve loved the number 13 for a long time.

13 hits different when you’re born on Friday the 13th.
13 hits especially different when you turn 50 on Friday the 13th.
13 has even more significance when your September 13th birthday is exactly 13 weeks before Taylor’s December 13th birthday.

I just made that connection last year while Swifties clowned for RepTV (on which I think I can shed some light, metaphorically of course).

I turned 50 on Friday, September 13, 2024.
Thirteen weeks later, Taylor turned 35 on Friday, December 13, 2024.

For 39 weeks each year, our ages are 15 years apart.
For 13 weeks, our ages are 16 years apart.
31…13…uh oh.

In 2013, both of our birthdays landed on Friday the 13th.
Taylor turned 24 (12:12)
I turned 39 (13:13:13)

Looks like a triple golden birthday to me.

But wait, there’s more!

Speaking of golden birthdays, I turned 13 on September 13, 1987.
14 days later my oldest, younger half-brother was born September 27, 1987.

13 + 87 = 100.
Keep it 100.

If you think it’s weird now, 13 is just warming up.

Friday the 13th Part III: 3-D

As far as 80s horror, Friday the 13th has always been my favorite.
The first one I watched was Friday the 13th Part III.
It was the only one filmed using 3-D technology.
It was theatrically released on August 13, 1982.

Wait, what?
August 13?

Taylor likes to sew kids' purses and blankets.
Nice stitch; I think there's been a glitch.

The movie terrified me the first time I watched it. Part III introduced Jason Voorhees’ iconic goalie mask. I was obsessed. As a young boy, I played hockey and I was a goalie.

Jason was stitched to my birthday and a goalie! It’s fair to say, I was fascinated by Jason Voorhees. I’ve watched every Friday the 13th movie before and since.

I fully believed Jason would spare me if we ever crossed paths. He’s always felt like a silent guardian. We’re basically brothers.

Jason and Travis together, always and forever!

Meow

Superstition & Intuition

"The crowd is your king."
Thank you for that, old (hypothetical) friend.

Truth hits different.
Truth is a frequency.
Truth is a vibe.
Truth will fuck your shit up and keep walking.

Who would've thought a random blog I wrote on November 16, 2015 would be a linchpin for exposing truth a decade after it was published?

That’s some crazy alignment.
Anyone can do this.

I started writing 10 years ago.
I’ve been getting bready for this for a while.
Decades.
Five actually.

This story spans five decades.
1974 – 2024
50 Years
2025 and 2026 get honorable mentions.

52 years
13:13:13:!3

I had a lot of time to develop my 5UPERP0WER.

I call it IMAGINATION.
Some call it DELUSION.

Truth be told, I'm an expert in both.
Whatever it is, it's been a blast piecing this story together.

2015 anchors this timeline.
2020 could have been an ending, but fate determined otherwise.
(That’s when an Extra T (or two) was added.)
2022 (Enter Revised Ending)
2023 (Enter Tight End)
2024 (Enter TTPD)
2025 brought Trump back to remind us all why this was necessary and that karma is real.
2026 – Four dates to keep in mind: 1/1/26, 2/13/26, 3/13/26, 11/13/26.

The end is extra tight.

What a different a decade makes

After 22 years in Milwaukee,
I relocated to Arizona in 2014.

Within a year, I was a living Phoenix cliché.

I started a hobby blog.
Posted my first story

about cats and dogs on
August 31, 2015.

I spent several years exploring a passion I never pursued.
I did it for my inner child.

In August 2025,
everything became crystal lake clear.

Now that I’ve learned what I know, I can say, unequivocally, timing is everything.

I’m joyful and eager to share my story with anyone who’s…

ready for it.

Happy crumb hunting…

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Let the games begin!

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