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You Already Won the Lottery

Believe it or not, it’s true. However, it’s a tricky truth, and it’s not enough to take my word for it. There are three things that fall squarely on you, and you alone.

Decisions, decisions! Don’t you just love having free will?

Once It looks like a America has Breakdown BelievingIt’s Hard to Believe Anything

First, you have to truly believe you won.

Second, you must prove it through your actions.

Third, know that you are your only concern.

If you have th eYes, you need the hat-trick.

When it comes to others, strive to inspire. None of us have anything better to do than be better. You might want to look in a mirror before jumping in one.

Find that place in your mind where you sleep like a baby whenever you sleep.

Too many people worry about others more than they worry about themselves.

Give Up the Gobstopper, it's Not Everlasting.
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If you’re reading this, you’re a Darby too. Or Darby v.2.0.0. You now have a few more inches added to your D. It’s the least I could do considering the light years I’ve drawn from you.

Everything else is Chaos & Piss – or so it seems. I’ve Got Money Now, and all I can say is that everything – real or fake – happens for a reason.

The first of countless to come…

November 27, 2017

This one’s for you, P!NK!

I remember that night perfectly. You, my friend, are such an instrumental influence on me, you have no idea. Well, fuck that. I’m sure you do. You should. You need to hear it from me. No, I take that back.

I need you to hear it from me.

Ever since I saw you in Milwaukee at Summerfest, in 2006, you captivated me in ways only a live performance can.

When I missed you in Milwaukee last summer, I was CRUSHED. I was so certain I would be there, as early as that performance was announced. Nope.

I was wrong about many dates, and this one stung.

I get it now, and it’s been my dream my entire life to be in this position. Never, in a million years, would I have thought it would be this way.

However, it is, so here you go.

I would be honored for the opportunity to meet you and hang out for a day and be real. I don’t know when or how this works…at all. Then again, that seems to work best.

I don’t know the size of my bubble. No fucking clue. But, it’s ever expanding so people need to get ready.

I’m the easiest person to get in contact with whenever you have the time.

I can’t wait to dream with you.

Consciously yours,

Travis “Smirkin’ the fuck from ear-to-ear right now” Garrod

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