‘Bad Blood’ – A Story of Perspective

‘Bad Blood’ – A Story of Perspective

I had a feeling I would write an introduction to this story someday.

A couple things:
Everything in a box is 2025.
Locked in a vault, so to speak.
Everything else is the original blog, verbatim.
Cringe and all.
'Bad Blood' - A Story of Perspective
Posted
November 16, 2015

Until the Bad Blood blog, my stories were about cats and dogs,
being fired, corporate nonsense, dogs, The Voice, Fear the Walking Dead,
more dogs, and memes.

Trump was doing Trump things dismantling the GOP
while talking nonsense in the process.

Then terrorist attacks occurred in Paris.
Friday, November 13th, 2015

I used Paris to draw perspective on celebrity culture
and caring more about celebrity and social media than each other.

The blog alluded to my hypothetical friendship with Taylor Swift.
I claimed that I was the inspiration for Bad Blood and owed her an apology.
I used a real tragedy to highlight larger issues than celebrity feuds.
I wanted her and Katy Perry to get back together.
Silly shit, I know.

Hard to believe that was 10 years ago.

When Reputation dropped in 2017, it felt...personal.
It aligned with so much of my life at the time.
In my opinion, it's a masterpiece.
I listened to it over and over and over again.
as the crowd chanted môr.

I was a casual fan in 2015.
I loved Reputation like no other.
In 2019, Katy showed up in the You Need To Calm Down music video.
It was a fun moment, but I didn't think too deeply about it.
Then COVID hit and I stopped writing to reset.

In 2019, Taylor was a cameo.
Truth be told, besides YNTCD, Lover, and ME!,
I hadn't listened to the 3 albums following Reputation
until Midnights dropped.

I spent the better part of 2021 reclaiming my mindset.

Feeling better than ever, inspiration jolted me to life
at the end of 2021.

I posted a Future So Bright blog in January 2022.

Optimistic as ever,
Midnights dropped in October 21, 2022.
Midnights changed everything.
I haven't been the same
ever since.

Swiftie status locked and loaded,
I still didn't write.
I observed.

As far as I'm concerned,
it's Easter every day.
Productivity is an art.

End Game Gorgeous
Baby we're the EGG Romantics
Abundant and free,
The best eggs in life are free.

Would you believe me if I told you, in 2002,
I named my kickball team Swift Kick in the...
True Story.

And that, my friends, is why I've been silently lurking for years.

"As the men masqueraded, I hoped you'd return
With your feet on the ground, tell me all that you'd learned
'Cause love's never lost when perspective is earned"

Peter
Taylor Swift
TTPD
2024

We unite with hashtags. We fight with hashtags. We beg for help with hashtags.

It takes a tragedy like Paris for us to see a wave of humanity. Then, we return to divisive behavior preventing us from learning about, or liking each other.

Technology evolves quicker than our ability to communicate. We read headlines and share them blindly. Online coverage of anything can be spun 50 ways, but our lives shouldn’t be.

I'm a mirrorball
I'll show you every version of yourself
Tonight

Mirrorball
Taylor Swift
Folklore, 2020

This story is an example of how easily we lose perspective. Satire and sarcasm are shared and people believe it’s real. Non-issues become issues overnight. Trolls and stubborn stances ignite vitriol.

You are somebody that I don't know
But you're taking shots at me like it's Patrón
And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m."

You Need To Calm Down
Taylor Swift
Lover, 2019

We need to treat each other better, and it starts with us.

I used to think one day we'd tell the story of us
How we met and the sparks flew instantly
And people would say, "They're the lucky ones"

The Story of Us
Taylor Swift
Speak Now, 2010

Pop lore says Bad Blood is Taylor Swift’s betrayal-anthem to Katy Perry. I think a dancer is involved, possibly a boyfriend. However, this isn’t about them.

This is about my hypothetical former friendship with the most coveted BFF in the world.

School bell rings, walk me home
Sidewalk chalk covered in snow
Lost my gloves, you give me one
"Wanna hang out?"
Yeah, sounds like fun
Video games, you pass me a note
Sleeping in tents
It's nice to have a friend

It's Nice to Have a Friend
Taylor Swift
Lover, 2019

The first time I heard Bad Blood, I knew it was about me. I obviously hurt Taylor and I’m on a mission to apologize. I saw all her popular friends in the video and that hurt real bad. I mean I have tits too, I could have been a bad girl supporting a revenge metaphor!

Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did
Ha, time for a little revenge

Better Than Revenge
Taylor Swift
Speak Now, 2010

Here’s the situation.

We were supposed to be just friends
You don't live in my part of town, but maybe I'll see you out some weekend
Depending on what kind of mood and situation-ship I'm in
And what's in my system
I think there's been a glitch, oh, yeah

Glitch
Taylor Swift
Midnights, 2022

Taylor won’t answer my calls, and text apologies are lame; I’m laying it out so we can move on. Besides, there’s nothing more sincere than a public apology, especially, when that’s where the fighting takes place.

I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now
Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead (oh)

Look What You Made Me Do
Taylor Swift
Reputation, 2017

The title says it all. Bad is bad and seeing blood isn’t good – let that sink in for a second. Now, think about Katy Perry believing that was about her. It’s been a lot for me to carry and my back is starting to curve.

They say I did something bad
But why's it feel so good
Most fun I ever had
And I'd do it over and over and over again if I could
It just felt so good, good

I Did Something Bad
Taylor Swift
Reputation, 2017

I always intended to apologize but, like Taylor, I’m a giver and I wanted to send the perfect gift with my apology. But, what do you give someone whose other best friend is Hot and Cold who kissed a girl and liked it? I am a boy, after all.

Truth, dare, spin bottles
You know how to ball, I know Aristotle
Brand new, full throttle
Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto
It's true, swear, scouts honor
You knew what you wanted, and, boy, you got her
Brand new, full throttle
You already know, babe

So High School
Taylor Swift
TTPD, 2024

I was watching Dance Moms when the bulb lit. If it were a dancer, it would kicked me in the head.

Create a reality show for Taylor!

REALITY TV (TRAVIS' VERSION)

I’m waiting for Taylor to name the show since it’s her show, and I don’t need another song written about me.

The show is about a dancer and Paula Abdul is the choreographer. Paula was at the height of her music career in ’89 when the world received Taylor – it’s poetic.

The show is in Vegas – every dancer’s wildest dream!

I was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere
Fell behind all my classmates, and I ended up here
Pouring out my heart to a stranger
But I didn't pour the whiskey

This Is Me Trying
Taylor Swift
Folklore, 2020

Taylor is mama bird and she nurtures baby bird – a dancer discovered on Instagram – resulting in baby bird signing a Vegas contract without any drama!

I hit you like "Bang"
We tried to forget it, but we just couldn't
And I bury hatchets but I keep maps of where I put em'
Reputation precedes me, they told you I'm crazy
I swear I don't love the drama, it loves me
And I can't let you go, your handprint's on my soul
It's like your eyes are liquor, it's like your body is gold
You've been calling my bluff on all my usual tricks
So here's the truth from my red lips

End Game
Taylor Swift
Reputation, 2017

My wildest dream is for baby bird to land on Katy’s very own Vegas stage and perform an interpretive dance to Roar.

Imagine Taylor in the front row while she and Katy crinkle their noses and paw at each other all cute like!

This will prove their blood is, in fact, good and she never expected any contract dancer (or boyfriend) to be loyal.

Lofty goals, right? I best get to apologizing.

The reason I didn’t name Taylor’s show (I’m thinking The Bird Nurturer) is because naming things caused our falling out. Taylor names everything. She names her songs. She names her cats. She probably names her fans’ cats. I think there’s a hashtag for that.

I was born in 1974 which was the year of the Tiger.
My elementary school mascot was a Tiger. (The colors were Orange and Black)
My junior high mascot was a Panther.(The colors were Black and Gold)
My high school mascot was a Lynx.(The colors were Maroon and Gold)
My college mascot was also a Panther.(The colors were Black and Gold)
Midnights was released in 2022 which was the year of the Tiger.

I even suggested she choose whether Katy’s fans are Kats or Cats. Bring a litter box for that shit storm! Fans of pop stars are a protective bunch, even with infighting.

Kansas City?

Even more protective are pop starts, themselves, when it comes to what they call their fans.

I see the typo. I said verbatim.

Our turmoil began when I told Taylor I thought she should call her fans The Swizzle Sticks with the hashtag #tswizzlesticks to unite their online musings. I told her I thought her name should be Mother Swizzle Sticks because she is like their mother.

Her face went blank space. Never question an accomplished artist’s creativity and definitely lay off their fans. Role models with millions of underage fans won’t refer to them as drink accessories.

She accused me of trying to turn parents against her by encouraging underage drinking. She reminded me she’s a role model. Then, she asked me, persistently, if I knew what she was and wouldn’t relent until I screamed, “Role model!”

She accused me of talking to Katy because pop star espionage is real.

The damage was done. Trust flew out the window like a baby bird.

She told me it was so sad to think about the good times she and I had, but now we got problems.

I asked her, can we solve them? She said she didn’t think we could.

I asked her, do we still have mad love? She said we used to.

That’s a no. I hope we can put this behind us; we were so good together.

In addition to her show (hopefully called The Bird Nurturer), I created a new app because she needs more cash. It’s called Pocket Squad.

Your squad walks around your screen while you control everything about them. It’s perfect for members of squads. You can make them get eaten by a shark or pace back and forth all day. You can make birds poop on them or strike them with lightning. They can live on a beach or jungle. It’s your squad!

After I wrote this blog in 2015, I never read it again until 2025.
I told people about it, as I did with many stories, but nobody cared.
I didn't have the drive to do anything. 

I noticed Katy Perry's cameo in the You Need To Calm Down music video.
That made me smile, but I was in a bad head space. I didn't even care.
By that time, I thought the world was against me. Nothing made sense. 

I knew, deep in my soul, something nefarious was ongoing.
I chalked it up to being larger than anything I could han
But COVID extinguished any drive I had left for wri

I never listened to folklore or evermore until Midnights. 
I stopped caring about the rerecordings 

Basically, it’s what you wish you could do to your real life squad.

Taylor, I’m sorry. Call your fans whatever you want. Come on, old friend – I miss our mad love! #think-about-the-good-times-you-and-i-had!

It shouldn’t take a coordinated attack to remind us the hostility among ourselves is senseless.

I hope we can learn to keep perspective without the harsh reminders.

Maybe someday we can have nice things.