Not Today, Satan!
What the hell is going on in this country? I’ll tell you. A bunch of bullshit.
The 2020 narrative is a 1974 scandal coupled with an upside down list of 2016 contenders. This time it’s heavy on the D side.
The 2016 election was nothing more than a recycled 1992 ballot with the popular vote winner ultimately losing.
The only difference worth noting is that Florida decided the 2000 winner.
Never Say Never
What’s wrong with this picture?
If this doesn’t make you nervous, you forgot to never forget.
How do you prevent history from repeating itself?
Stop repeating it. Don't taunt the enemy. Stop inciting violence. Treat people equally. Unite Americans. Honor the Constitution. Fund education. Lead by example. Speak the truth. Solve problems. Stop being dicks. Understand your position, and the power of words.
Navigating a maze of metaphors is no way to live. There’s a very dark side to this story.
I don’t want to tell the deeply personal parts of this story from a Bird Box, but I’ll do what I have to do.
Trump is in the White House for one reason and one reason only: Careless oversight of a plan gone awry.
Too big to fail is a myth. It failed. Too big to succeed? The struggle is real.
The unraveling has lasted four cruel summers so far.
I’m being deliberately vague. Details to follow in short order, including every name I know attached to this clusterfuck.
Brad Nicolaisen and I had nothing to do with this fucked up charade.
We’re just two gay citizens of the United States, and our lives have been shredded. Certain rights and civil liberties are out of our reach.
I'm 15% Native American. My grandmother was born on a reservation in North Dakota. She met my grandfather in the military in Virginia. He was born and raised in Alaska.They were married and had their first child in Virginia, then returned to Alaska.
I’ve explained pieces of the puzzle in past stories, but I’ve only scratched the surface.
It gets significantly worse, and the flood will come.
Jesus, Take the Narrative
Announcing 2020 candidacy today is like eating ice cream for breakfast, lunch, dinner and washing your hair with toothpaste. It doesn’t make sense.
I don't believe that's what this investigation is really about, but let's say it is. Stay on script.
If we don’t have answers sooner than later, Russian hacking is the least of the problems we can’t solve.
Scapegoats, scapegoats, all around, but we have an Amber Alert for accountability and responsibility.
Baby steps, America! The narratives grow and multiply like gremlins. Stabilize our current problems before creating more.
Hey Leaders! Here’s an Idea, Lead!
Voters deserve to make an informed decision based on results, not promises.
I know it’s tempting to run for president while holding current office. The current session started in January.
You can’t do your job effectively and run for president. That’s a disservice to your nation.
Take your pick. Either resign and run a 110% campaign, or stay in your current position. Commit to your country or show up for your state.
Campaigning is not your job. It’s do or die.
If you’re going to change the world, then change it. That won’t happen unless you adapt to a new reality.
I believe this ends well for America, but that doesn’t mean it will. I’ve done what I can. The time has come to stop dicking around.
Lives are on the line.
Back to My Bubble
I have nothing to prove and no reason to lie. The only truth I know is mine. That’s all that matters to me.
If I wanted to invent truth, I'd write about having a sex life, a gym membership, and the waterproof butt swab pregnancy test I invented after flunking algebra.
I can’t imagine a worse career than being a public servant serving their own needs over the people they serve.
The only thing I have absolute control over are my own actions.
I don’t know much about the new crop of Congress members. Time will tell which ones get hog tied to the next 50-year corruption scandal.
If you think you’re getting away with something nefarious, think again. Think long and hard. Remember this word: Eventually.
Silly goose, if you want any attention, you have to pull out your wallet. That's how you make friends in Washington.
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Presidents have no business leading a country if they can’t instill confidence in its citizens.
Hope doesn’t cut it anymore. We’re ready to feel something new.